Brimstone: The sexiest hotel in the Lake District

With lavish suites, side-by-side slipper baths, a private spa just for two and suggestive light settings, Brimstone Hotel in the Langdale Valley is arguably the Lake District’s sexiest hotel.

The innovative hotel has just 16 suites, all taken care of solely by a dedicated team of Hosts to see to guests’ every whim. Each suite is vast and luxuriously pleasurable, with its own private terrace, ‘surprise’ bathing experiences and sublime interior design. Many have their own wood burning stoves and all have mood lighting control pads, complete with a ‘Sexy’ setting.

Guests can indulge to their hearts’ content round the clock in Brimstone’s Reading Room, where a complimentary feast of fresh pastries, cakes, sandwiches, afternoon tea goodies and cheese and biscuits is laid out throughout the day and night, along with complimentary beer and wine – all included in the standard room rate.

All Brimstone guests enjoy complimentary access to Brimstone Spa, where The Bubble – a private spa just for two – awaits. Those enjoying exclusive hire of The Bubble are pampered with 90 minutes of treatment time along with twin treatment beds, a double feature shower and huge spa bath as well as a My Spa Heaven cabin for two which offers heat and steam experiences.

At Brimstone Spa itself, which is completely palm oil-free and only open to guests, there’s an indoor pool and outdoor hydro pool, seven thermal experiences, seven treatment rooms and a Spa Deli.

Breakfast in bed at Brimstone Hotel is standard, providing the perfect excuse to lay longer in its dreamy beds (which measure 2m by 2m) and with a host to lay the fire, fetch cocktails, deliver room service and wait on them hand and foot, it’s very easy for guests not to set foot outside the suites at all.

With pretty walks right from the doorstep and a host of picturesque proposal spots within easy reach, Brimstone’s perfect for Valentine’s Day and for sexy breaks all year round.

Rooms at Brimstone cost from £350 per night including Reading Room treats, Brimstone Spa access, outdoor kit hire and breakfast in bed. When booking more than 30 days in advance, guests can enjoy a 15% discount on all suites. The Bubble costs £275 and includes three hours exclusive use and 90 minutes of treatment time per person.

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